Total Medals Earned: 380 (From 101 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,085 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Medals Earned: 7/11 (260/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 2/21 (10/500 points)
Launch Piconjo: AFK
Catch your first fish.
Catch a Tank Fish
Catch a Fish Man
Catch an Hourglass Dog
Catch a Grunt
Catch a Golden Whale
Catch a Zombeh Limb
Earn $100 in total
Earn $1000 in total
Earn $10000 in total
Earn $100000 in total
Earn $1000000 in total
Rescue the crab
Blow up Pico as he rides past
Ascend for the first time
Max out all stats (excluding ascension)
Take a peek at the credits
Medals Earned: 3/23 (15/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
View the game walkthrough.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (25/160 points)
Enter the flash portal
Rescue and recruit Bitey of Brackenwood
Rescue and recruit Salad Fingers
Rescue and recruit Dad
Rescue and recruit Pico
Collect all 5 bowls of Waterlollies
Collect all 5 skulls
Collect all 5 Rusty Spoons
Collect all 5 collector's edition Titanic DVD's
Collect all 5 private nude photo's of Nene
Medals Earned: 5/6 (80/180 points)
Mummy! I killed my first zombie!
Press play
That's where I left it!
Finish the first minigame
The real end... or is it?
Medals Earned: 12/12 (440/440 points)
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/65 points)
Use chemicals to kill Darcy.
Set Darcy on fire.
Medals Earned: 12/32 (120/500 points)
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
This was hilarious to animate :)
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!